Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 460 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
OMG YOU DID IT!!!!111
congratulations, you don't suck at this game
that was easy, innit?
Medals Earned: 4/13 (90/495 points)
It's all too much.
Beat a wave without pulling the cue ball
Beat a round without taking damage
Die during an active combo
Kill a passive Prissy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Miss 10 times in a row.
Get a combo of 25,000 or more.
Get a score of 50,000 or more in a single game.
Get down to one health and gain it back to full in the same game.
Kill 100 Ghosts
Kill 1000 Ghosts
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Play the game on Christmas Day
Play the game on any day other than Christmas Day
Play the game a week before Christmas Day
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Don't harass me its just a reference!
You don't have one.
Monkeh, monkeh.
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/295 points)
Played the game for the first time
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Purchase a prize from the counter
Change your skin
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Clubbed several seals
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 10km or more
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100
Medals Earned: 9/9 (65/65 points)
You started the game!
That must've hurt.
It worked! Your magic trick worked!